Monday, August 8, 2011

Overheard during prime time...

Me: C'mon. Turn the tv off.

Him: I'm watching this.

Me: If I strip naked and stand in front of the tv, will you turn it off?

Him: Depends on what you're doing while naked.

Me: Hmph. I'm gonna sit down...

Him: Well if you sit here, I'll turn the tv off.

Me: ::blank stare::

3 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

:sets up soap box:

Honestly, I don't think anyone ever had put it to my ex-wife until I got to her. Though my Mom said she had me 'whipped', I KNEW I had put something on her.

Anywho, when we were still 'friendly divorced', she lured me into a conversation about our sex life. I could 'smell' her and I was sort of kind of weakening, the girls were out with their Aunts (my sisters) to a movie.

Now she had been a little flirty with me and my girlfriend at the time picked up on it too. So I knew what was going down and when she finally came out with her come on, I told her, "...not even if she was naked with tassels on her titties!" With that, I broke the hell out!

Just thought I'd share.

Now seriously, I hate to admit this but, "Hello Houston... we've got a problem!" I remember when Mookie Dee and I were in the death throes of our relationship and no matter how the scene seemed 'set' the dialogue was full of those 'deathless words that hang in the air'.

You are a smart girl so I don't need to really go any further. As a cat who would have fell on top of you like a cheap suit, I think you were looking for confirmation of something...

... now, your women friends are going to talk about 'this and that' and you know 'this and that' is not related to anything you are talking about. But straight to the chase... you know you deserve something better than that...

Her Side said...

Hey Mark!

HisSide and I were having one of our lol "Laurel and Hardy" moments. heheh

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Well I thought this was funny! I am not as deep as Mr Big Mark 243. But he does make a point.... what was it you were after? really o_0

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