A psychiatrist conducted a group therapy session with four mothers. "You all have obsessions."
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating and even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money and named your child Penny." He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and you named your child Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
Seems to me that last mother should have had more than one kid, but I digress.
Have a good weekend!
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2 comments:
Well I guess if you exchange 'mothers' for 'fathers', what would my daughter's name have been..?
Thanks for the birthday wishes... too bad you could not have delivered them in person... oh, and I did NOTHING last weekend... did go out to an early-bird dinner last night... and will do NOTHING this weekend...
... for real... and double-for real, I don't mind..!
Ha ha ha that is very witty and cute!
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